Sure as you say the math is bad and numbers are old and too basic.
But the IRS issued around 76.4M (as of June 2008)stimulus checks and expects to issue as many as 124M by year end. According to the irs.gov FAQs
The next bailout is now looking like $700B -- so $785B total - divide that by the IRS numbers and -- Tell me that isn't an even more interesting level.