rotifer

    ghci> sum [i % (i+1) | i <- [0..9]]
    17819 % 2520
    ghci> 

    ghci> sum [i % (i+1) | i <- [0..999]]
    70755...77483 % 71288...20000
    ghci>

    $ cat Hello.java
    void main() { System.out.println("Hello, world!"); }
    $ java --enable-preview --source 21 Hello.java 2>/dev/null
    Hello, world!
    $

    Introduce an API to express vector computations that reliably compile at runtime to optimal vector instructions on supported CPU architectures, thus achieving performance superior to equivalent scalar computations.

    - I built an ultra high performance HTTP server in Java, powered by io_uring - https://old.reddit.com/r/java/comments/12f2h79/i_built_an_ultra_high_performance_http_server_in/
    - server is here - https://github.com/bbeaupain/hella-http
    - based on these bindings - https://github.com/bbeaupain/nio_uring

    I gave a beautiful lecture, which fell flat on its face. The
    managers were horrified at the suggestion that flawless software
    should be delivered since company derived its stability from the
    subsequent maintenance contracts. The programmers were horrified
    too: they derived their intellectual excitement from not quite
    understanding what they were doing and their professional
    satisfaction from finding weird bugs they had first introduced in
    their daring irresponsibility. Teaching the competence to program
    boils down to the training of misfits.

    blah | sudo dd of=/some/file

    blah | sudo cat > /some/file