This article reminds me of all the written-in-5-minutes "ASM" tutorials on the script kiddie websites, with the half assed explanation of the stack etc, except with pseudointellectual comments instead of the broken english / 12-year-old comments you would find on the script kiddie versions. At least the script kiddies were smart enough to not use at&t syntax...
> Java is a blue-collar language – the working person’s trusty tool – adopting only tried and true idioms, and adding features only if they solve major pain points.
"adapting only tried and true idioms", what the actual fuck. am i reading...
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