Fuck this article and HN -- it's all over. Stop coming here. It's officially over. Stop coming here hoping to find something. Go back to your lodge master and ask what to do, because it's not out here any more. This is the sixth sign. There is nothing but an endless arbitrary wall of suburban words for you. This is the wasteland. Go back. Give up. 3D printed kidneys, neo-millenium-entreprenureal hogwash apocalypse. Fuck you and your white family. The grinding of the gears can be heard halfway around the world.
"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." Thomas Jefferson
"Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the protagonists." Norman Mailer
"Newspapers are unable, seemingly, to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation." George Bernard Shaw
"In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has." Mark Twain
"I fear three newspapers more than a hundred thousand bayonets." Napoleon
"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." Malcolm X
"The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands." Oscar Wilde
"The lowest depth to which people can sink before God is defined by the word journalist." Soren Kierkegaard