A High-Degree Algebraic-Resistant Variant of the Advanced Encryption Standard [pdf](mjos.fi)

19 pointsby chmars12 yıl önce7 comments

A High-Degree Algebraic-Resistant Variant of the Advanced Encryption Standard [pdf]

https://mjos.fi/doc/gavekort_kale.pdf

4 comments

"In this note we show that a key component of AES in fact contains a backdoor the allows the Belgian Government and The Catholic Church (the forces behind Rijndael / AES design, who obviously hid the backdoor in the cipher) to secretly eavesdrop on all AES communications"

lolwut

Natsu12 yıl önce

I'm half surprised they didn't define algebra resistance as one of P=?NP Person's super powers.

JanecekPetr12 yıl önce

"...the Impossible Boomerang Attack (IBA) which are especially dangerous as impossible boomerangs are truly impossible while regular boomerangs are possible boomerangs"

wutlol

There's more. Probably just a cheesy way to write a paper you'll retract / rewrite anyway?

vonsnowman12 yıl önce

Go all the way to appendix B for the serious part.

It's interesting how, besides the obvious jokes in every other sentence, the paper is otherwise almost plausible.

brohee12 yıl önce

Possibly someone trying to expose bad conferences and journals by submitting this paper and see if it gets accepted.

sandycheeks12 yıl önce

Or perhaps simply for a challenge.

dogma113812 yıl önce

Finland, a bar, and a "research" paper... This all makes sense now guys.

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