I was going to make a joke about this being "the gayest invention of all time," but scrolling down I skimmed some bullshit about "LGBT" in the article, so now I can't make that joke.
Anyhow if you wear these glasses, you are a faggot.
We're using GraphQL at my startup, a bootstrapped unicorn company that is, for lack of a better description, the Uber of Rape.
It's been great, except that one time when I was testing, I sent a buggy query to our production instance, and it resulted in the CEO's mother being raped to death. Sometimes, when I go to sleep at night, I can hear her screaming. Sad stuff, I wish that didn't happen.
Anyhow if you wear these glasses, you are a faggot.