Is "responsiveness" the same as "responsive design"?
1. sed t file instead of cat file
2. echo dir/*|tr '\040' '\012' instead of find dir
3. echo dir/*|tr '\040' '\012' |sed 's/.*/program & |program2 /' > file; . file instead of xargs or find
(of course this assumes you keep filenames with spaces or other dangerous characters off your system.) 4. same as 3. but use split to split file into parts. then execute each part on a different cpu.