as did the Google recruiters and HR people I spoke to before accepting the job :)
* Calorie counting to work out baselines
* Accept the feeling of being hungry and learn to relish it ("I'm losing weight if I'm hungry")
* Do light weightlifting at home
* Exercise naked in front of a mirror for positive and negative reinforcement service { 'myservice':
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