Wow. Thanks for this, I haven't had such a good laugh in a while.
Here's what I got:
Hashify.me - store entire website content in the cloud
Obama administration is still so offensive
This Internet provider pledges to put man on Mars
EFF: Apple Should Stand Up and Down the Ladder of Abstraction
Video shot from the ground up.
Drunk scientists pour wine on superconductors and make tons of money?"
Dwarf Fortress: Ten hours with the TSA
I’m tired of the Solar System
37signals.com - Evolution of a working nuclear reactor
IE11 to support wiretapping
Ask HN: Google employees, why is G+ more important than food
RSS Is Dying, and You Should Too