I'm a huge fan of Elon Musk, but I must say I don't like the designs very much. I you can't make better designs, you should think of having shirts with quotes like “If something is important enough, even if the odds are against you, you should still do it.”or "I'll put a man on Mars in 10 years. Maybe 20 years worst case. Otherwise I won't be able to go there." (can't find the exact quote!)
A website promoting ebooks about seduction : http://www.ebookseduction.com/ (in french, english version coming soon)
It's not a big business but it is good pocket money considering it takes me few hours of work per month.
Same for French names. Last names are okay, but first names aren't French at all for most of them.
I think maybe you had a list of all possible names, but you didn't take into account that some of them are more frequent than others ?
I don't remember where I saw this, but some companies replaced the "loading.. please wait" with funny stuffs such as "Loading Chuck Norris... (10%)", "Loading the internet (20%)", "Loading MSDos... (30%)", ...
It's simple to implement but I found it smart and entertaining !