I think the Haskell folks would do well to consider a complete rewrite of Cabal and look at something like Leiningen, Npm or even Opam as a base from which they can start with their new version.
I totally agree with your assessment of Icahn. Andreesen's no saint however, he supports government spying and trampling of civil rights for his personal gain.
Curious to see no mention of the bending controversy given the huge furore about it(regardless of whether it's actually true or not). If the reviewer thought it was a non-issue, he could have written a single sentence clarifying the same.