So this article should confuse the femtards - on one hand she is a strong lady fighting the cause, removing the stigma of hafu, yet the other hand she won a beauty contest, which are usually anathema to femtards...
Ah take the stillborn academic wasteland of a language, and apply it to the devtard fad of the day - the cloud. And this is the product.
Meanwhile, back on the BEAM, we have a proper platform and a commercially proven solution.
Haskell is not a technology in search of a problem, it is a waxy tech lost in a room in an academic hall, withh the dust falling upon it.
We found cassandra to be too finicky and flakey and ended up using mongodb - simple to get going, admin, use and maintain.
Cassandra was a huge pain in the ass, had to read all the source code just to get it running!