Ask HN: Joke on CV?
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I am starting the process of hiring now and a resume with that particular phrase would leave a really bad first impression.
It might not put you out of the running altogether, but I would see you in a different light: as someone who is not entirely serious and is still in the post college party phase, will come to work late or skip altogether, will leave the position within a short period of time to chase the next shiny ball, etc.
That might not stop me from hiring you, but then I would wait to see if my intuition is correct, if you are in any way different from what I expected, etc. That would determine how much I will invest in you as an employee.
So you see, it won't prevent you from being hired, but it will change the way I perceive you as a candidate and future employee.
It might not put you out of the running altogether, but I would see you in a different light: as someone who is not entirely serious and is still in the post college party phase, will come to work late or skip altogether, will leave the position within a short period of time to chase the next shiny ball, etc.
That might not stop me from hiring you, but then I would wait to see if my intuition is correct, if you are in any way different from what I expected, etc. That would determine how much I will invest in you as an employee.
So you see, it won't prevent you from being hired, but it will change the way I perceive you as a candidate and future employee.
It's probably a bad idea. Your CV is a piece of professional communication. You probably want to keep it formal as much as possible.
You also don't have "a CV"; you have a template that you adjust as required for each company. Some places may like "crushing it", so add it for them.
Remember that some companies have a vicious pre-filter. You misaddressed the envelope? Bin. Used "sincerely" instead of "faithfully"? Bin.
(But please do test this and write a blog post with the results!)
EDIT: your age is irrelevant information in the UK. By law they are not allowed to consider it so you should not have it on your cv.
You also don't have "a CV"; you have a template that you adjust as required for each company. Some places may like "crushing it", so add it for them.
Remember that some companies have a vicious pre-filter. You misaddressed the envelope? Bin. Used "sincerely" instead of "faithfully"? Bin.
(But please do test this and write a blog post with the results!)
EDIT: your age is irrelevant information in the UK. By law they are not allowed to consider it so you should not have it on your cv.
> Used "sincerely" instead of "faithfully"? Bin.
Unless you named the recipient.
I prefer "yours hopefully" for job applications.
Unless you named the recipient.
I prefer "yours hopefully" for job applications.
I've done a bit of hiring and, to add to what others have said, I would leave it out. I have had some CVs cross my desk in which the author had taken some liberties with more casual phrasing and they were generally poorly received by the entire interview team.
To be honest, it doesn't really add anything of value and you're banking on someone understanding the reference (I didn't at first) and getting a laugh out of it.
For the small amount of value it could add you're taking too much of a risk of evoking a negative reaction.
To be honest, it doesn't really add anything of value and you're banking on someone understanding the reference (I didn't at first) and getting a laugh out of it.
For the small amount of value it could add you're taking too much of a risk of evoking a negative reaction.
I think it is perfectly fine. Not pushing but adds a little human touch.
EDIT: Apparently, it doesn't mean you've been programming since '93, but notes the year you were born. Then it's just plain silly.
EDIT: Apparently, it doesn't mean you've been programming since '93, but notes the year you were born. Then it's just plain silly.
If they like you, this won't stop them from hiring you.
If they don't like you, this won't get them to hire you.
So non-issue, really. Enjoy yourself.
If they don't like you, this won't get them to hire you.
So non-issue, really. Enjoy yourself.
I've no idea what you're on about, so for me it would just make you seem a little odd (sorry) -- and an overall negative impression.
You have to explain the reference in the question too, so I think you get that. After all, the best jokes are the ones that need explaining, right?!
You have to explain the reference in the question too, so I think you get that. After all, the best jokes are the ones that need explaining, right?!
Just my opinion but even if I wanted somebody with a good sense of humour, if they can't be serious at the appropriate time I'd write them off. I'd say no. But good luck & you know your audience better so try it, you can always change it :)
Bad idea IMO. To me that particular phrase is quite meaningless (like rockstar, unicorn, *10 programmer etc.) and arrogant sounding at the same time.
Might as well say "I'm the dog's bollocks"
If 1993 is your year of birth then it is even worse!
Might as well say "I'm the dog's bollocks"
If 1993 is your year of birth then it is even worse!
My 2p worth: if there's a chance, however slim, that it won't go down well then I'd say leave it out. It's not worth the risk of some grouch binning your CV, which looks great by the way. All the best.
Is there a reason you keep emphasizing your age? 22 and the "Crushing it since 1993" thing?
I think it's hilarious and not a big deal.
1993 - Present
Self
Crushing It.
Self
Crushing It.
The CV: https://www.dropbox.com/s/41n6g530impvhni/CV_v2.7.pdf?dl=0