Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013)(github.com)
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Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013)
https://github.com/goshakkk/nsa_panel
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Now all I need is a banner or emblem to certify that my apps are NSA-compliant.
(Realistically, they probably already are.)
(Realistically, they probably already are.)
Auth could be improved - hasn't somebody leaked an NSA public key from another application that we could install? Other option would be opening it to government IP ranges.
Type Bits/KeyID Date User ID pub 760/13629D8D 1998/10/25 Director, NSA <[email protected]>
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And
Type Bits/KeyID Date User ID pub 1024/51682D1F 1999/09/06 NSA's Microsoft CAPI key <[email protected]>
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And
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The one-click drone strike is a really great idea! Couldn't be simpler.
It doesn't seem to do anything at the moment though.
https://github.com/goshakkk/nsa_panel/blob/master/app/contro...
https://github.com/goshakkk/nsa_panel/blob/master/app/contro...
It should tweet it and some identifying characteristics that way the NSA can simply use their Twitter integration to locate and destroy the target. No need to make this complicated.
I love the first issue - Add crypto ron's pubkey hehe:
https://github.com/goshakkk/nsa_panel/issues/15
No need, they've already done it for you.