Apple Lawyering Up On "Fake Steve Jobs"(yro.slashdot.org)
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Apple Lawyering Up On "Fake Steve Jobs"
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You people sure are gullible. Oh, wait. Call the EFF!
I'm so glad that my work doesn't include being a lawyer and getting paid extremely well for going after people in the most heinous way.
This seems to be the first quasi-confirmation that Think Secret's settlement involved Apple paying the Think Secret guy money.
Satire perhaps?
Yes. I believe FSJ has pulled this very same trick before. His deadpan is improving, though. Perhaps he's been studying Andy Kaufman tapes.
The beauty of it is that Apple -- having just silenced a critic by executing a very real shady, secret backroom deal -- is in no position to claim that it doesn't pursue shady, secret backroom deals to silence its critics.
The beauty of it is that Apple -- having just silenced a critic by executing a very real shady, secret backroom deal -- is in no position to claim that it doesn't pursue shady, secret backroom deals to silence its critics.
Okay, I know it's wrong to reply to myself, and I will go to hell.
But look at the first picture in this FSJ blog post:
http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2007/12/breakfast-with-apple-l...
It's Andy Kaufman! I rest my case.
Though, I gotta say, the Andy Kaufman of legend would never have issued such an obvious tipoff. :)
But look at the first picture in this FSJ blog post:
http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2007/12/breakfast-with-apple-l...
It's Andy Kaufman! I rest my case.
Though, I gotta say, the Andy Kaufman of legend would never have issued such an obvious tipoff. :)
this is such an amazing departure for FSJ. Break character but become something completely different and equally satirical. I love it.
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This is followed by a recommendation that I retain an attorney to represent me. And then, I swear to friggin God, there's a list of my assets with an estimated value for each and I suppose the implied threat that I stand to lose them. Which kinda scares the living shit out of me, to be honest, since they've got a pretty thorough list, which means they've been doing some research on this and the offer didn't just come out of thin air. Their lists includes my home address, most recent assessed value of my house and all the information about my mortgage; a rental property that we own; my bank accounts and investment accounts, including the college funds for our kids, whose names are used; and our boat and two cars.
Damn. And right at Christmas. I am going to go make myself a drink.