ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarzenegger one-liners(github.com)
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ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarzenegger one-liners
https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC/wiki/ArnoldC
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Feature request: Add exception handling with the one-liner "IT IS NOT A TUMOR"
And promises should be implemented using "I'LL BE BACK"
"I'LL BE BACK is the keyword for RETURN "
BTW one of the more popular renders in the film industry is called "Arnold" and it is named after Schwarzenegger. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_(software)
Examples of usage here: https://www.solidangle.com/
Examples of usage here: https://www.solidangle.com/
I'm disappointed that "WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO" doesn't appear to be a key phrase.
Should be the command for accepting a line of input from the user
I would have thought that was to define a new sub-class
From now on I will interpret all-caps text as Austrian action-hero monotone rather than shouting.
There's no exceptions because Arnold does not try/fail at anything.
Thanks to you I'll now not be able to help reading all CONSTANT_VARIABLES in Arnold's voice.
Thanks! Time to migrate our proprietary in-house database from LOLCODE to ArnoldC.
My favorite was "I'M THE PARTY POOPER" from Kindergarten Cop.
Maybe the break in a switch statement... could merge with Impossible's request:
WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO (foo){
SEE YOU AT THE PARTY 'bar':
//kill bad guys
I AM THE PARTY POOPER;
}As ArnoldC doesn't use braces there needs to be a key phrase to end the switch. I recommend NO MORE COMPLAINING
And the default case could be nominated by GET IN AND START PADDLING
And the default case could be nominated by GET IN AND START PADDLING
KILL ME I'M HERE - Break loop
YOU'RE ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER - User input
IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT - Throw exception
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES - Handle exception
YOU'RE ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER - User input
IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT - Throw exception
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES - Handle exception
>IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT
For perfect accompaniment, listen to Austrian Death Machine [1].
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrian_Death_Machine
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrian_Death_Machine
Thank you for showing me a great, funny band!
EPIC! The author included a list of video clips for each line he used. https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC
This is one of the funniest things I've seen this week!
Well, I read some more. Safe to say, one of the funniest things in a very long time. As an Arnie fan, this is so much fun! Being on GitHub, can't wait to see what other funny ideas people bring into it. :D
C you at the party, Richter!
Here's an ArnoldC->Ruby transpiler based entirely on regexps : https://github.com/franckverrot/arnoldc.rb
I urge the author of the language to create ArnoldCSpec, so that other implementations can be given the opportunity to challenge the main one. :-D
I urge the author of the language to create ArnoldCSpec, so that other implementations can be given the opportunity to challenge the main one. :-D
This could be a solid foundation for TerminatorOS, the operating system for killer robots with speech synthesizers.
Here's a list of most of the phrases:
https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC/blob/master/src/main/sca...
You all might enjoy "Terminally Blonde" at about the 6 minute mark:
http://www.thirdcoastfestival.org/library/664-re-sound-27-th...
What won me over was the fact that the else statement is "BULLSHIT".
Now, the world just needs an ArnoldC#, for interop with LOLCODE.net
I HAVE DETAILED FILES - Something related to file I/O maybe?
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE - Equivalent of Perl die()?
Other suggestions for future expansion:
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
TRUST ME (An assert()?)
I NEED A VACATION
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE - Equivalent of Perl die()?
Other suggestions for future expansion:
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
TRUST ME (An assert()?)
I NEED A VACATION
Trying to resist the urge to write a 99 bottles of beer example with that.
NOTHING CLEAN RIGHT
This is hysterical. That being said, nice work!
throwing an exception: YOU KILLED MY FATHER BIG MISTAKE
catching an exception: COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
finally: REMEMBER SULLY WHEN I PROMISED TO KILL YOU LAST
null value: @YOUVE JUST BEEN ERASED or @HASTA LA VISTA BABY or @I LET HIM GO
positive infinity value: @YOURE FIRED
negative infinity value: @WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS THE ICE AGE
NaN value: @IM PREGNANT