Stored Procedures are EVIL(tonymarston.co.uk)
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Stored Procedures are EVIL
http://www.tonymarston.co.uk/php-mysql/stored-procedures-are-evil.html
This an old article but the guy seems to have a point.
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I was weaned on file systems and databases which did not have any facilities for stored procedures and triggers, so I learned how to build applications without them
There are many things wrong with that article (I actually doubt that he's ever written a stored proc on a real database) but that sentence sums it all up. It's the same stupid argument that compilers can't generate good code, use assembly language. Or dynamic languages are slow, stick to binaries.
Plus, "evil"? I'm watching Channel 4 News right now, they are reporting on brutality in the Nigerian security services. So when I see some spoilt little geek whining about having to step outside his comfort zone and learn a new skill, I can't take it very seriously.
There are many things wrong with that article (I actually doubt that he's ever written a stored proc on a real database) but that sentence sums it all up. It's the same stupid argument that compilers can't generate good code, use assembly language. Or dynamic languages are slow, stick to binaries.
Plus, "evil"? I'm watching Channel 4 News right now, they are reporting on brutality in the Nigerian security services. So when I see some spoilt little geek whining about having to step outside his comfort zone and learn a new skill, I can't take it very seriously.
I've never met the tenderfoot who has the attitude the article is based on. Its quite the opposite, I guess its the tenderfoots using oracle and postgres and the old dinosaurs using mysql ( or mSQL ). Silly me. I thought the kids like the mysql and no triggers, procedures etc.
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This is in total conflict with the attitude of today's wet-behind-the-ears tenderfoot greenhorn who seems to think:
Use stored procedures and triggers at every possible opportunity simply because you can.
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This is in total conflict with the attitude of today's wet-behind-the-ears tenderfoot greenhorn who seems to think:
Use stored procedures and triggers at every possible opportunity simply because you can.
Wow, over-generalize much?
Remind me to keep an eye on the baby next time it's this guy's turn to throw out the bathwater.
Remind me to keep an eye on the baby next time it's this guy's turn to throw out the bathwater.