Wow, the Cuil buzz died quickly. In code...

  ;; format magic
  (format t "~[~;All the rage!~;Worst product e-v-e-r~; ~]" day)
  ;; a little less magic
  (format t "~A" (case day
      (1 "All the rage!")
      (2 "Worst product e-v-e-r")
      (3 " ")))

  default:
     tumbleweed();

    ,48i-:1i=["All the rage!"s[.]_10i.!]_:2i=["Worst product e-v-e-r"s[.]_10i.!]_:3i=[32i.10i.!]

    day = 15

    case day
      when 1 then puts "All the rage!"
      when 2 then puts "Worst product e-v-e-r"
      when 3..(1.0/0) then puts "...uhhh...nil, but Ruby still loves cuil, even if others dont!"
    end

  cuilBuzz = {
      '1': 'All the rage!',
      '2': 'Worst product e-v-e-r",
      '3': None
  }

  day = 3
  cuilBuzz[day]

   case 1: 
      echo "All the rage!";
      break;

   case 2: 
      echo "Worst product e-v-e-r";
      break;

   case 3: 
      echo " ";
      break;
   
   default:
     die('not cuil ... not cuil');
}