Corporate B.S. Generator(atrixnet.com)
atrixnet.com
Corporate B.S. Generator
http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html
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One could sell administrator bot to all the universities and other large organizations for a small fraction of a human admin's pay.
What should we do next administrator bot?
continually envisioneer goal-oriented initiatives
What should we do next administrator bot?
continually envisioneer goal-oriented initiatives
reminds me of Enterprisify your Java Class Names!:
https://projects.haykranen.nl/java/
https://projects.haykranen.nl/java/
It is good but a bit unsatisfying as they are stingy on factories, handlers, proxies and singletons.
Excellent. I rate it pretty much as high as the git man page generator! Thanks for posting, and please, PLEASE, all of you, do continue to uniquely develop performance based scrums, it is essential to this company's future!
[0]: https://git-man-page-generator.lokaltog.net/
[0]: https://git-man-page-generator.lokaltog.net/
rapidiously fabricate standards compliant experiences
This sounds like a goal bullet on any bank password requirements “feature”.
This sounds like a goal bullet on any bank password requirements “feature”.
If you've not seen it, the "Turbo Encabulator" is a good watch.
https://youtu.be/MXW0bx_Ooq4
https://youtu.be/MXW0bx_Ooq4
The 3 best I got:
dynamically cloudify long-term high-impact architectures
distinctively grow hyper-scale convergence
enthusiastically leverage other's resource-sucking partnerships
fungibly repurpose resource-sucking technology
dynamically cloudify long-term high-impact architectures
distinctively grow hyper-scale convergence
enthusiastically leverage other's resource-sucking partnerships
fungibly repurpose resource-sucking technology
No "blockchain" in the list of nouns :-(
"efficiently plagiarize cross-unit results"
At least they're honest.
At least they're honest.
Did you find this in the citation of an ICO white paper?
Appropriately scale extensible quality vectors.
I haven't worked on this for ages, and never really finished filling up all word lists with enough words, but just to give you an idea for how you can get fun results in a super simple way, some excerpts from the files that make it up (the "algorithm" is actually easiest part, the hard and fun bit is coming up with words), and some examples:
some examples for some word lists:
> Founded in 1974 by Ethelbert V. Bonior and Kristian Elliott, we specialize in recognition of speculation, with a value-added certification of plausability. Other areas of expertise are trust production, fusion of confusion, digitized networks counting, needs-based definition of e-business and privacy redefinition.
> Founded in 1997 by Corabella A. Franks and Marrissa Dante, we specialize in discovery of encryption, with a digitized reduction of authority. Other areas of expertise are greed tracking, interfacing of transparency, structured synergy transportation, driven computing of music and storage transfer.`
Our products include:
Eco-centric Badger Pool
For stability integration. Streamlines plausability.
For quality assurance response. Seizes space.
some examples for some word lists:
buzz adj atomic, neutral, energetic, dynamic
buzz adj process integrating, horizontal, dynamic
buzz adv dynamically
buzz noun device generator, module
buzz noun process integration
buzz noun resource wisdom, community, client, security, information
buzz noun resource plur clients, partnerships
corp adj corp-feature governmental, associated
corp adj corp-status incorporated, associated
corp adj resource-feature public, open, governmental
corp name indigo, paradox
corp noun process processing
corp noun resource information
gen letter a, b, c
gen name given female gabi
gen name given male bobby
gen name sur smith, frank
snippets using those: corporation°[Buzz adj] [Buzz noun process] [Corp adj corp-status]
corporation°[Buzz adj] [Buzz noun process] [Corp noun corp-type]
corporation°[Buzz adj] [Buzz noun process] [Corp noun corp-type] [Corp adj corp-status]
corporation°[Buzz adj] [Buzz noun resource] [Buzz noun process]
corporation°[Buzz adj] [Buzz noun resource] [Buzz noun process] [Corp adj corp-status]
corporation°[Buzz adj] [Buzz noun resource] [Buzz noun process] [Corp noun corp-type]
corporation°[Buzz adj] [Buzz noun resource] [Corp noun corp-type]
corporation°[Buzz noun resource] [Buzz noun process] [Corp noun corp-type] [Corp adj corp-status]
corporation°[Corp adj corp-feature] [Buzz adj] [Buzz noun resource]
corporation°[Corp adj corp-status] [Buzz adj] [Buzz noun resource] [Buzz noun process]
job description°[Buzz adj] [buzz noun item sing] [Buzz noun process]
job description°[Buzz adj] [buzz noun process] of [Buzz noun resource]
job description°[Buzz adj] [buzz noun processor] of [Buzz noun resource]
job description°[Buzz adj] [buzz noun resource] [buzz noun process]
job description°[Buzz adv] [buzz verb]s the [Buzz noun item plur]
job description°[Buzz adv] [buzz verb]s the [Buzz noun resource] [Buzz noun item plur]
job description°[Buzz adv] [buzz verb]s the [Buzz noun resource] [Buzz noun process]
job description°[Buzz noun item sing] [Buzz noun process]
job description°[Buzz noun resource] [Buzz noun process]
job description°[Buzz verb]s the [Buzz noun resource] [Buzz noun process]
job description°[Buzz verb]s the [Buzz noun resource] [buzz noun item plur]
and then both can get used in templates in various ways. Some results:> Founded in 1974 by Ethelbert V. Bonior and Kristian Elliott, we specialize in recognition of speculation, with a value-added certification of plausability. Other areas of expertise are trust production, fusion of confusion, digitized networks counting, needs-based definition of e-business and privacy redefinition.
> Founded in 1997 by Corabella A. Franks and Marrissa Dante, we specialize in discovery of encryption, with a digitized reduction of authority. Other areas of expertise are greed tracking, interfacing of transparency, structured synergy transportation, driven computing of music and storage transfer.`
Our products include:
Eco-centric Badger Pool
For stability integration. Streamlines plausability.
- private change enhancer
- capability identification packager
- re-contextualized archiver of feedback
- sophisticated elimination of mindshare
- ethical module enforcement producer
Tertiary Web BranchFor quality assurance response. Seizes space.
- efficient analysis of greed
- integrated communication visualization
- bi-linear footprint transaction
- feedback redefinition visualizer
- technology responder
Cool idea!