Ask HN: What are your favorite variants on the “Now You have Two Problems” joke?
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Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use multithreading". Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use Java". Now they have a ProblemFactory.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll go Ask HN." Now they have HN problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I'll use Regex.” Now they have two problems.
I realise this is not what you asked, but I found some interesting history on the topic: http://regex.info/blog/2006-09-15/247
I feel Friedl's book[1] on regex definitely deserves a shout-out. Strangely easy to read and I found his methods made it easy to learn, too.
[1] http://regex.info/book.html
[1] http://regex.info/book.html
A programmer has an AI interface problem. The programmer decides to use natural language processing. Now they have two problems.
[I am probably biased] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=12692180#12692500
[I am probably biased] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=12692180#12692500
I tend to use: s/two/at least two/
I had money problems so I started a business
:)
Javascript?
Please elaborate.
They mean, JavaScript solved all their problems.
It's one of those anti-jokes. ;)
It's one of those anti-jokes. ;)
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I'll use Machine Learning.” Now they have two problems.