Hacker News Headline Generator(blarworld.net)
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Hacker News Headline Generator
http://www.blarworld.net/hackernewsgen.html
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I appreciate that it's meant in fun, but it does beg the uncomfortable question: Have we become so predictable?
Yes.
"You're making yourself look like a total Luddite by discounting Web-2.0-oriented content-management-valued models techniques. It's true."
or something.
or something.
"A fully functional Death Star in 5 lines of WebGL"
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Lisp can do it in two:
(with-sufficient-macrology
(make-generic-star :type 'death))Python can do it in one
from past import deathstarFunny: "Ask HN: Am I crazy to attempt to understand common sense?"
Sad: "Ask HN: Should my company make unmarketable products?" and "Ask HN: How do you program vaporware?"
Accurate: "Ask HN: Does my startup need to try to market to potential customers?"
Sad: "Ask HN: Should my company make unmarketable products?" and "Ask HN: How do you program vaporware?"
Accurate: "Ask HN: Does my startup need to try to market to potential customers?"
I can't wait for "Hacker News Headline Generator in 3 lines of Erlang"
"How I turned coding unicorn picture technology into a $12 million a year business"
Bonus points for madness!
Bonus points for madness!
Interesting since I got "Ask HN: Does my startup need to steal unicorn picture technology?" followed up with "Review my startup: www.makeunicornpicturetechnology.org". Looks like that unicorn picture technology making guy finally hit the big time.
It's a little-known fact, but lisp-driven unicorn picture technology is going to be the main driver of Web 4.0
Damn, I think I could make an HN comment generator.
Damn, I think I could make an HN comment generator.
I love the insane ones.
"Ask HN: Am I crazy to program the secrets of toast?"
"Ask HN: Can someone tell me how to steal common sense?"
"Ask HN: Am I crazy to program the secrets of toast?"
"Ask HN: Can someone tell me how to steal common sense?"
Classic: "How I turned stealing pointless iPhone apps into a $12 million a year business"
It really needs to add things like:
How a kid/student made $20 million (mixergy interview)
or
How AMAZING BUSINESS was made with only $3.50.
How a kid/student made $20 million (mixergy interview)
or
How AMAZING BUSINESS was made with only $3.50.
"How I turned hating on unmarketable products into a $10 million a year business"
"A Facebook clone in 9 lines of CSS" :-)
"A '93 Ford Taurus in 8 lines of Megan-Fox-picture"
Hahaha
Hahaha
"A fully functional POSIX-compliant 64-bit multitasking operating system in 12 lines of Javascript"
In that case, it probably uses FireMetal:
"Introducing FireMetal: a Megan-Fox-picture platform optimizer"
Now someone needs to make a blog post generator to go along with the headlines.
"A fully functional POSIX-compliant 64-bit multitasking operating system in 14 lines of CSS"
That I'd pay to see.
That I'd pay to see.
"Ask HN: Who here actually trys to market unmarketable products?" lol
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"Review my startup: www.hackunmarketableproducts.com"
"Ask HN: Does my startup need to make common sense?"
An Amazon clone in 9 lines of Megan-Fox-picture
A Twitter clone in 13 lines of CSS
I enjoyed "An Amazon clone in 14 lines of Clojure" -- that would be something to see.
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Also worth checking out: his "tech article comment generator" at blarworld.net.