New-Age Bullshit Generator(sebpearce.com)
sebpearce.com
New-Age Bullshit Generator
http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/
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I need one of these for conspiracy theories, to prove a point to a colleague that one of his OTT conspiracy theory friends is nothing but a bad AI construct...
This is totally brilliant -- nice find.
Is this using a Markov chain?
It's a PCA boosted hidden markov model using sparse regression trees to map into infinite gradient boosted dimensional kernel space, pruned with C5 LOESS zero one loss function and L2 regularization parameter implemented in SVM.
...someone should make a bullshit generator for ML models
...someone should make a bullshit generator for ML models
That's a good suggestion. I got about 15 words into that before my buzzword alarm activated, and thought I was being taken on another ride.
"You may not realize it, but we are all cosmic."
It's done in Javascript, but would still be nice to throw this on Github. :P
Reminds me of my writing before I discovered The Elements of Style by Strunk and White.
This is amusing.
Here's the original (at least, what I believe is the original)
http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html
Reminds me of the twat-o-tron http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/the-twat-o...
Generally, I think of "software eating the world" as a bad thing, but in this case it's a good thing...
Take that Deepak! 100 lines of js and you've been automated away ;)
Take that Deepak! 100 lines of js and you've been automated away ;)