damncabbage

  [@bitemyapp] @KirinDave my first workflow video is up to 
  1,535 views on Youtube so far. Who knows how many people 
  have used my guide. I'm feeling good.

  [@KirinDave] @bitemyapp It is not about your traffic, it is 
  about their excitement. Get over yourself.

  [@bitemyapp] @KirinDave Drinking the haterade tonight. Some 
  of those pregger hormones transfer over?
  
  Should ramp up theft of Clojure library authors >:)

  [@KirinDave] @bitemyapp Yeah I'm hysterical that's real cool.

  function somefunction(somestring/*: string*/)/*: boolean */ {
     var ret/*: boolean */;
     ...
     return ret;
  }

  var a: boolean = new Boolean(1);
  
  // Produces:
  // NewTypering.ts(29,5): error TS2322: Type 'Boolean' is not assignable to type 'boolean'.

  main = putStrLn "Hello, World!"

  main =
    readLn >>= (\x -> putStrLn ("Hello, " ++ x))

    $('body').append('<style>.lesson,.post{visibility:visible;}</style>');

  I'm of the opinion that languages around the 10 year mark 
  (which PHP is obviously well past) really ought to focus on 
  becoming the best X they can be, rather than chasing the 
  tail lights of constantly-moving best practice.

  * Anonymous functions and closures
  * Namespaces
  * Late static binding
  * Dynamic dispatching to static methods
  * Rackup/SimpleHTTPServer-like web server
  * "finally" in exception-handling
  * Being able to call foo()[0] instead of the clumsy
    assign-then-dereference two-step.