The Tranish Inquisition []
medium.com4 pointsby culot1 comments
- Advocates for abortion rights
- Ethically and medically opposed to carnivorous diets
- Requires wearing of a fez and monocle when out in public at all times
Group B: - Advocates against abortion
- Opposed to carnivorous diets because eating the souls animals may increase the chance of spontaneous combustion
- Condemns the fez as an abomination against all mankind; doesn't know what a monocle is, still considering boycott for symmetry's sake
Those two groups are at odds in many respects, but do share a dislike for flesh mongers.
The dramatic brush you're painting this with is extremely unrealistic.