I don't really think it's creative to say "i'm an alien" and then solve the problem with some made up ability. Not to hate on your idea, it's just a bit disingenuous.
The problem is this is hacker news, and that post looks like it was intended for a more general audience. Thanks for providing those links, and maybe this is something you should look into: giving off a better impression on the web to fellow open source devs, persuade us to help out. /2c.