How I Explained REST to My Wife(tomayko.com)

    "Why did it have to be a woman driver?" they said. 
    "You are implying that all women are bad drivers."

    "But the woman makes the cop look bad," I said. 
    "Why aren’t you concerned about the cop?"

    "That’s what you expect from cops!" one of the 
    protesters said. "They’re all pigs!"

    "But you should be concerned," I said. 
    "I forgot to say in the story that the cop was a woman!"