You know I have never posted on here, but this the funniest situation I have ever read on this website! You totally just made my night! Sorry I find your situation hilarious, but I can't help it!
In any case go with option 3 of YuriNiyazov!
EDIT:
OK DONT BE A DICK AND DELETE YOUR 2 PARAGRAPHS ON THE SITUATION! COME ON MAN WE NEED SOME NON-TECHNICAL ENTERTAINMENT!
In any case go with option 3 of YuriNiyazov!
EDIT: OK DONT BE A DICK AND DELETE YOUR 2 PARAGRAPHS ON THE SITUATION! COME ON MAN WE NEED SOME NON-TECHNICAL ENTERTAINMENT!