Or if someone is a real cheapskate, they could come here twice a day (£3.6) for two meals. They have coffee, fruits, veges and a kitchen - what else do you need?
It all depends on the writer. If the content is useless, the summary would be too.
I often use tl;drs (or do a content scan first, in case tl;dr isn't present) to see if the content is useful and will add value, before reading in full.
Even if they were to make possessing bitcoin illegal, enforcing something like this is impossible.
At best, they can close the Indian exchanges (why is again: bad) but this cannot stop people from transferring funds abroad and trading on a foreign exchange.