Wow, I didn't expect a sensationalist headline like this would sneak its way in in Hacker News. Be aware of fake and this kind of headlines before posting in HN!
Just needed myself a SQL wizard builder for Parse.com (and soon for Mongodb) that checked data types and references on joins. It can export your query's generated code to be run elsewhere and also is capable of export query's result in .csv format.
Making some money out of it :)