mknoise(){
curl -Ls http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/ | sed -n '/<p>/,/<\/p>/p' \
| sed -e 's/<[^>]*>//g' -e '/^*$/d' -e '/article/g' | \
perl -MList::Util=shuffle -e 'print shuffle(<STDIN>);' | sed -n '/^.\{35\}/p' | head -n1
}
And your impression of cheap SSDs is dead, flat wrong. They're cheap - every unnecessary part is left off to save money. And we've all (all of us who pay attention) known for years that SSDs (even some with power fail protection) will lose data (even bits which it has reported to have sync'd) on power loss.
A UPS is not enough, if you need to have your data, you need multiple layers of backup, and an SSD must have some method of writing out voltatile data (mostly internal metadata, not cache) before it shuts down.