I'm not listening to someone on UI advice who has probably the most useless header I have ever seen. What would you even call that? It's not a splash screen. It's masturbating onto a sock because you can.
It makes me scroll down to actually read the article. Why would you do that to a user?
Wow, I bet you're a blast at parties. I'd love to get stuck talking to you about all these abstract things being like communist China and shit, while you then tell me about how glorious Linux and Firefox are because of RON PAUL.
It makes me scroll down to actually read the article. Why would you do that to a user?