Brogrammer tools are Brogrammer tools. Professionals avoid them. Especially coffeescript. Either learn JS properly or move aside, real developers are trying to work here.
Nope, it is because a while ago lazy fat farmers dumped diversity in their wheat grain seeds and crops, and opted for the highest yielding fastest growing most resilient species. And they all use it now. Nevermind is has too much gluten or tastes like shit, or that your entire industry is now reliant on a single species. Profits and less work come first. Fat lazy farmers.
I am not sure that an Arse-coin sounds that cool, rather it hits a bum note, has a whiff of suspicion, people might get wind of it, and what happens if it gets wiped (out)?