Prevent users from disabling automatic
updates, and require persistent internet
connections, and then deploy updates
every 7 days, so that users lose 10 or
maybe 20 hours a week, waiting for failed
patches to retry, and display ominous
warning messages like "DO NOT POWER DOWN
OR UNPLUG YOUR COMPUTER WHILE WE CONSTANTLY
WASTE YOUR TIME WITH BULLSHIT."
But I was pleasantly surprised by a different answer! Wow!
Oh, I thought it was going to be:
But I was pleasantly surprised by a different answer! Wow!