O.k. I live in Derby and that is also slang for a blowjob in America and a horse race. Plus much more I don't care to mention because the others already did. Do you have to do this?
Oh. I must be here to tell you that things that are inflated can do only one thing next.. I spend half my life outdoors and even though 75D ripstop is more than most, I fear entropy will eventually have its way. Btw I use a corrugated egg box kind of thing.
Dude it's rough as fuck round here. I lose my phone (it gets jacked) and all my contacts receive rape videos and death threats and only the gods know what else. I would love to live in your world.