Bitly is run by a brown robot.
Dear Shahzad Chaudhri, Andrew Cohen, Jehiah Czebotar, Richard DiMartino, Todd Levy, Hilary Mason, Michael Richman, Jay Ridgeway, and Gregory Tomlinson,
Since you were unable to realize the fact that Bitly has been hacked, I spent my lunch time putting together screen shots illustrating your inability to grasp what is going on with your service.
You owe me a sandwich.