Node.js is Cancer(teddziuba.com)

     while(1);

        function memo(f) {
	  return function (x) {
	      f.memo = f.memo || {};
	      return (x in f.memo)? f.memo[x] : f.memo[x] = f(x);
	  };
	}
	fibonacci = memo(fibonacci);

    ~> time curl http://localhost:1337/
	fib: 165580141
	real	0m0.023s
	user	0m0.009s
	sys	0m0.005s

    if (my_var != null) {
      // you idiots put Rasmus Lerdorf to shame
    }