Tired of Old Man Python telling you what you can and can't say to your computer?(staringispolite.com)

75 pointsby mapleoin16 anni fa15 comments

staringispolite.com

Tired of Old Man Python telling you what you can and can't say to your computer?

http://www.staringispolite.com/likepython/

8 comments

winter_blue16 anni fa

Is he removing the 'Like, Python' keywords from the source and then passing it to the Python interpreter?

vorador16 anni fa

Yes, it just does that.

PostOnce16 anni fa

Whoever downvoted you is retarded. Yours is a completely legitimate question to which I cannot give a certain answer, but I'd say it seems likely.

Semiapies16 anni fa

I hate when people downvote decent questions.

proemeth16 anni fa

I expected an article on the limits of python syntax, but this is the description of some lolcode-style language.

jrockway16 anni fa

O HAI. Any language that has the word "broseph" as a keyword is okay by me.

philh16 anni fa

Strictly speaking, for Python to actually be a subset, it needs to recognise when a keyword is meaningful. Like:

    hey = "hello world"
    print hey

Can it do this? My assumption is not, because you'd get issues like

    so anyway just = "hello world"

but you could make an exception for when there's only one of them.

jsharpe16 anni fa

needs to be smart enough so you can write:

  print "hello world" or whatever

  n = 3 'n shit

pvg16 anni fa

also missing a fo' shizzle conditional and possibly loop construct.

froo16 anni fa

I'm wondering what happens when you mix various types... eg mixing a "fo' shizzle" with a "broheim" - would it return an error similar to trying to add a string to a int?

thamer16 anni fa

See also: Eubonicode http://www.public.iastate.edu/~crb002/prog.html

nuba16 anni fa

This is just http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valspeak sugar. I guess I'll stick with Scratch and Logo for my kid.

jff16 anni fa

% fortune -m "VALGOL"

IgorPartola16 anni fa

		THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #14 -- VALGOL

		VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the
	industry.  VALGOL commands include REALLY, LIKE, WELL, and Y*KNOW.
	Variables are assigned with the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators.  Other
	operators include the "California booleans", AX and NOWAY.  Loops are
	accomplished with the FOR SURE construct.  A simple example:

		LIKE, Y*KNOW(I MEAN)START
		IF PIZZA	=LIKE BITCHEN AND
		GUY		=LIKE TUBULAR AND
		VALLEY GIRL	=LIKE GRODY**MAX(FERSURE)**2
		THEN
			FOR I =LIKE 1 TO OH*MAYBE 100
				DO*WAH - (DITTY**2); BARF(I)=TOTALLY GROSS(OUT)
			SURE
		LIKE, BAG THIS PROGRAM; REALLY; LIKE TOTALLY(Y*KNOW); IM*SURE
		GOTO THE MALL

		VALGOL is also characterized by its unfriendly error messages.  For
	example, when the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays the
	message GAG ME WITH A SPOON!  A successful compile may be termed MAXIMALLY
	AWESOME!

Luyt16 anni fa

I miss the hicks, mullets and rednecks ;-)