The C Programming Language: 4.10 (HP Lovecraft version)(bobhobbs.com)
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"C" meets H P Lovecraft's "Shadow over Innsmouth"
... The tense extremes of horror are lessening, and I feel queerly drawn to recursive expressions instead of fearing them. I read and code strange things in sleep, and awake with a kind of exultation instead of terror. I do not believe I need to read all of SICP. If I did, my father would probably shut me up in a C++ shop as my poor little cousin is shut up. Stupendous and unheard-of splendors await me below, and I shall seek them soon. Defun progn r'assoc-if rplaca a ia! Defsetf! No, I shall not manage my own callstack-- I cannot be made to manage my own callstack!
I shall plan my cousin's escape from that Murray Hill mad-house, and together we shall go to marvel-shadowed Cambridge. We shall take the T out to that brooding lab near the Charles and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-threaded CSAIL, and in that lair of the Bearded Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever.
I shall plan my cousin's escape from that Murray Hill mad-house, and together we shall go to marvel-shadowed Cambridge. We shall take the T out to that brooding lab near the Charles and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-threaded CSAIL, and in that lair of the Bearded Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever.
>father would probably shut me up in a C++ shop
Seriously what is it with people and picking on C++?
Seriously what is it with people and picking on C++?
We've used it. For serious projects. That still exist, regularly demanding sacrifice of our sanity in the form of upkeep.
Seriously it's a braindead language that got to where it is by an accident of history. Which really sucks, because of how entrenched it is, we have to use it every now and then.
Seriously it's a braindead language that got to where it is by an accident of history. Which really sucks, because of how entrenched it is, we have to use it every now and then.
Sometimes you just need memory management and some powerful abstractions with which to blow yourself up.
I often use C++ and CTHULU FTAGN! IA IA!
Not one use of the word "eldritch"! I smell a fake.
Would this be easier to do in Perl?