The Reddit post in question was definitely a joke. This is the post in response to a user asking how to make their cheese not slide off the slice:
> To get the cheese to stick I recommend mixing about 1/8 cup of Elmer's glue in with the sauce. It'll give the sauce a little extra tackiness and your cheese sliding issue will go away. It'll also add a little unique flavor. I like Elmer's school glue, but any glue will work as long as it's non-toxic.
This matches the AI's response of suggesting 1/8 a cup of glue for additional "tackiness."
I would choose MySQL because I'm more familiar with it and it's good enough for what I need. PostgreSQL might be able to give me better benchmarks but it won't have any meaningful benefit for me the developer or for the user.
I've contacted Nintendo on the phone three times in the past and have received three full refunds for digital purchases and every time they said it was a one time thing, so that part is just a script the phone agent is required to say. They don't actually track or enforce it as the second and third times there was no mention of my previous refunds.
It honestly boggles the mind that the same company I used to respect twenty years ago has morphed into the evil monster that is modern Google. A tragic fall from grace.