(Checks Date, reads article, got to part that reads " ..we've replaced everyone with new staff that have verified backgrounds working for Israeli, US, Chinese, Russian and Hawaiian intelligence agencies! This way, you know your information is in the hands of experienced security and privacy professionals. Plus, they have all pinky sworn that they won't be reporting your cup size to the NSA. That's a BSVPN guarantee!
Under no circumstances do we guarantee this guarantee." , Double checked date and chuckled.
Under no circumstances do we guarantee this guarantee." , Double checked date and chuckled.