In spite of the district court's merciful sentence, he has committed an aggravated felony in the eyes of immigration law and so is barred from ever entering the US again. For life.
Azure does have sovereign clouds, for instance its Germany cloud. [1] In this case data is handled by a German company and not Microsoft and so is subject to EU law.
My favorite tool is a Microsoft internal tool called CodeFlow. If you don't want to work for them just to have a great code review experience, I recommend https://reviewable.io . Very nice!
Online regex testers are nice but nothing beats RegexBuddy [1] IMO. I have fond memories of me using it while on high school to naively parse HTML using regular expressions only. Good times.
Or gets convicted of the first-degree murder of his wife.