palsecam

  # Nothing to hack around here, I’m just a teapot:
  location ~* \.(?:php|aspx?|jsp|dll|sql|bak)$ { 
      return 418; 
  }
  error_page 418 /418.html;

  SocksPort  0
  ExitRelay  0

  ORPort     NNNN
  DirPort    NNNN

  Nickname     X
  ContactInfo  [email protected]

  RelayBandwidthRate    80 megabits
  RelayBandwidthBurst  120 megabits

  MaxMemInQueues  384 megabytes

  AvoidDiskWrites  1
  HardwareAccel    1
  NoExec           1
  NumCPUs          1

  $ sudo systemctl edit tor@default
  [Service]
  Nice=15
  CPUAffinity=0
  CPUWeight=60
  StartupCPUWeight=6
  IOWeight=60
  TimerSlackNSec=100us

  MemoryMax=896M
  MemoryHigh=800M
  OOMScoreAdjust=1000

  LimitAS=2G
  LimitNPROC=512
  LimitNOFILE=10240

  PrivateDevices=true
  ProtectSystem=true
  ProtectHome=true

  const atom = new XMLHttpRequest, xslt = new XMLHttpRequest;
  atom.open("GET", "feed.xml"); xslt.open("GET", "atom2html.xsl");
  atom.onload = xslt.onload = function() {
    if (atom.readyState !== 4 || xslt.readyState !== 4) return;
    const proc = new XSLTProcessor;
    proc.importStylesheet(xslt.responseXML);
    const frag = proc.transformToFragment(atom.responseXML, document);
    document.getElementById("feed").appendChild(frag.querySelector("[role='feed']"));
  };
  atom.send(); xslt.send();