The short business answer is that it's currently not a metric that influences people's decision to install or uninstall an app. If it were one, we would've seen an engineering effort to reduce bloatware and duplications as seen in the post.
Love it! I had an idea floating in my head to do a similar thing for quite some time but never got around to.
A nice thing to add is a waveform generator: give it an audio asset, and it would create a waveform effect for the length of the audio. This can be a good alternative to commercial services such as Headliner.
I know it's written with a smile, but being serious for a second, it won't happen since sanctions on Iran only apply to the public sector, or perhaps companies, but certainly not individuals.