I worked at 2 companies since graduating. The first company had a DevOps guy that was strictly not programming (setting up AWS things, CI, etc). It was clear that programming wasn't his skill. Although he was able to learn it, he wasn't hired to write code. The second company I worked at, DevOps engineers were software engineers/computer science majors. They could immediately switch teams to a write-code-only team and be qualified.
Not exactly a listening device, but I was in an AirBnb once. Every time I would open the door, I could hear a notification being played in the upstairs unit. It wasn't the back door that caused the notification, but the actual door the apartment I was staying in. It was displeasing.
I would recommend calling all the divorce lawyers in your town to schedule a consultation. This way they will have a conflict of interest should she call any of them.
You might be able to speak colloquial phrases, but you will not be able to write correctly. For example, perhaps you will be able to order food from a restaurant, or say hello to a stranger.
This is slightly off topic. But PHP has a great devloper experience, in general, now with vscode, and autocomplate, find all references, etc. But the best framework out there is Laravel. It's great, but the maintainer doesn't seem reliable. Every single release has some type of backwards incompaitible change to it of which they don't document all the changes. So it's basically a blackbox if you are to upgrade your laravel/framework version.