Damn, now I want to take my pants off and smear my hands across your screen.
Honestly, if you started getting up and walking away every time I came to your cube, I'd be there 3 times a day and half of the other people in the office would be in on it and find it hilarious and you'd probably end up in the cupboard crying and hand in your notice.
Seriously just say "please don't touch my screen" instead of this hilarious behaviour.
When all you had was the machine and some electricity you had to learn. Typing listings made me good at debugging.
Basic with inline assembler, the sheer joy.
Think about what happens when you break a client computer by accident, say accidentally pulling a molar when its plugged in but now it wont start up because the spike blew the mb, or when you knock something off the shelf in a person's home and it smashes into bits on the floor.
Blacks and their slavery shoulder chip, GET OVER IT
Newsflash : "more Irish were sold as slaves to the American colonies and plantations from 1651 to 1660 than the total existing “free” population of the Americas"
From 1641 to 1652, over 500,000 Irish were killed by the English and another 300,000 were sold as slaves. Ireland's population fell from about 1,500,000 to 600,000 in one single decade. Families were ripped apart as the British did not allow Irish dads to take their wives and children with them across the Atlantic. This led to a helpless population of homeless women and children. Britain's solution was to auction them off as well.
During the 1650s, over 100,000 Irish children between the ages of 10 and 14 were taken from their parents and sold as slaves in the West Indies, Virginia and New England. In this decade, 52,000 Irish (mostly women and children) were sold to Barbados and Virginia. Another 30,000 Irish men and women were also transported and sold to the highest bidder. In 1656, Cromwell ordered that 2000 Irish children be taken to Jamaica and sold as slaves to English settlers.
The "don't touch my screen" thing is fine by me, but that mardy shit can fuck off, either say it or get out.