Yeh, the last OpenVMS release for VAX was 7.sommat, and hasn't been updated since. Alpha and Itanium still have active releases with mostly feature parity, tho.
Bobby Kotick was accused of exactly the sort of behavior in the current Activision/Blizzard allegations in 2007, by a flight attendant on his private jet.
You mean like the Serval? Or the Gazelle, if you want a slimmer version of the same thing? Both have upgradeable RAM, lots of non USB-C ports, and replaceable batteries. Both are quite handy systems.