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·vor 12 Jahren·discuss

We banned sending kids up chimnies, we banned sending them down into the mines, but we missed the gross evil of rotting their brains with java. Just two dollars a day can help rescue these kids from a life in eclipse or netbeans and show them a world outside. Donate today - some poor souls are already on their first proxyFactoryImplementation classes and need your help right now!

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·vor 12 Jahren·discuss

And the poll results are in: haskell, a nice idea, but basically ignored in the real, non-academic world. Still, keep up the research, that's the spirit!

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·vor 12 Jahren·discuss

Edit: Google staff and fanbois have far too much time to downvote, but less time to articulate why it seems!

I tried to use Google's driverless car, but everytime I asked it to search for rival services, it kept driving me to their search and adsales offices. Was a bit weird. Like they told the car to prefer their services first! My eurotrash friends promised to investigate though, so that's nice.

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·vor 12 Jahren·discuss

It is true, i used to clean the bathrooms there and i went on code rotation, or as we called it "stink patrol". I thought the stalls were bad, but man, that codebase was far worse!

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·vor 12 Jahren·discuss

I work in an investment bank. Here I see a lot of people with psychopathic tendencies, probably more than in other industries I have worked in, but, what worries we most, is the ones I don't spot. They are there, after all, finance offers them a refuge where their singular behaviour is rewarded.