Vidly (YC S08) first to launch HD video on Twitter(techcrunch.com)

  startup = {name:"twitter"};

  while(true) {
      if (startup.isHyped()) {
          startup.getMoreFunding();    // People invest in things that have hype

          // Others see it as good idea to build something based on it!
          var newStartup = {feature:["search","share video","share numbers","twitter porn","twitter lolcats"]};
          // newStartup implements the feature

          // Child hypes up the parent some more
          startup.hype += newStartup.hype;

          startup.acquire(newStartup);  // When you're 100% reliant on the parent, where else can you go :/
      }
  }