Woman Says She Was Attacked for Using Windows Phone at San Francisco Tech Bar(blogs.sfweekly.com)

13 pointsby roymckenzievor 12 Jahren0 comments

blogs.sfweekly.com

Woman Says She Was Attacked for Using Windows Phone at San Francisco Tech Bar

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2014/02/_woman_says_she_was.php

6 comments

jofervor 12 Jahren

Just in case folks happen to comment before reading the article:

"Categories: Fauxpinions, Satire"

izzydatavor 12 Jahren

Ah ok. My initial thought was that there was no chance this story was real. It combined two totally opposite kinds of people in a way that didn't make any sense.

mosselmanvor 12 Jahren

FYI, I am not going to disable my ad-blocker just to read your content.

Trakt.tv solved this much more elegantly: http://image.bayimg.com/202673ef61f8e34e90c5a7fd62282ac54a74...

bhartzervor 12 Jahren

"According to a post on Stiles' MySpace page "I ran after him, but by the time I got my phone back there was a $30 charge for a trip" I think the problem here wasn't necessarily the Windows phone, but the fact that she still has a MySpace page.

geuisvor 12 Jahren

You realize this is satire, I hope.

adamredwoodsvor 12 Jahren

"Officer Albie Esparza confirmed that a police report had been filed with the San Francisco Police Department, and was currently being stored on a floppy disk." ...yes, but what SIZE floppies? the 3 1/2 was a higher density than the 5 1/4.

lotsofmangosvor 12 Jahren

I'm betting on an 8" disk for an old CP/M box.

roymckenzievor 12 Jahren

"ripped the phone out of her hand, saying "App/OS UI integration is the future of mobile!" & then ran to get an Uber"

ProNoob13vor 12 Jahren

I actually believed it all the way to the last two paragraphs.