Nicolas Cage is a vampire(metro.co.uk)
metro.co.uk
Nicolas Cage is a vampire
http://metro.co.uk/2011/09/20/man-claims-140-year-old-photo-proves-nicolas-cage-is-a-vampire-158465/
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Occam's Razor says that this man must be his ancestor. For some reason they just assume he's a vampire
Date : 2011...
The current FP #1 article is from 2004 although amid the hilarity I missed the date.